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- “Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
- “I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.”
- “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.”
- “ Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”
- “Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college.”
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Can humor adequately describe the experience of College?
Here’s 10 well known humerous quotes about College.
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
— Mark Twain
“ Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”
— George Lorimer
“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.”
— Bruce Lee
“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
— G. B. Trudeau
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.”
— Woody Allen
“If a man is a fool, you don’t train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.”
— Desmond Bagley
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“ Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.”
— George Lorimer
“Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.”
— A. Lawrence Lowell
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college.”
— Bill Vaughn
“Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep.”
— W. H. Auden
